Play The Unofficial Late Late Toy Show Drinking Game

first_imgEvery time a second-string boy band appears for a dutiful piece of PRDoes everyone remember last year, when we thought we were getting One Direction, and we got Union J? Pah.Every time you see a toy that you’ve told your kid Santa can’t make any more of Every time a kid makes you feel bad because they read more than youEvery time you miss Uncle Gaybo so hard it hurts Every time a pair of children have a row over whether a toy is shite or notBonus points if said children are siblings. Source: Bryan O’Sullivan/YouTubeEverytime a child does something that is guaranteed to be in your Facebook news feed the following morningActually, if this happens, down the bottle. IT’S THAT TIME of year again… you’re thinking about getting the decorations down, Santa lists are being made, and you’re feeling inadequate about not making your own puddings.However, it’s also Late Late Toy Show time, and we invite you to sit back this evening, relax, embrace Tubs with open arms, and play our Unofficial Late Late Toy Show Drinking Game.(Psst be sure to tune into our legendary Toy Show liveblog, kicking off at around 9.20pm)To play the drinking game you will need:A festive beverage Source: RTÉ ArchivesNow that you’re well and truly scuttere… er full of tea and Miwadi, it’s time for the children’s choir singing Oh Holy Night. It’s okay to cry. Let it all out. Irish people abroad WILL be able to watch the Toy Show live>Have you tried our other drinking games?Game of Thrones Drinking Game>X Factor Drinking Game>Love/Hate Drinking Game>  Every time talented kids make you feel inadequateEvery time the batteries are dead (even though it worked “when we tried this earlier”)Every time Tubs calls a child, ‘Sir’ Every time a precocious child makes you twitchEvery time a toy fails to work the way God/FisherPrice/Mattel intended Take an extra shot if you feel strong Zig and Zag nostalgia That’s it Mary, we’re getting tickets next year.Every time a child goes rogue on a wheeled toyEvery time it’s obvious the audience has been given a feed of fizzy wine before the show Source: Pwrstyle Christmas cheer Source: BuzznetThe rulesCouldn’t be simpler. A slurp of tae, a sup of Miwadi, a sip of Baileys (or any festive beverage) every time one of the following happens…Every time you spot an audience member in novelty antlersEvery time Tubs says “one for everyone in the audience”Bonus drink if you find yourself roaring any of the following from the couch:A TESCO HAMPER?! They already got tickets to the Toy Show! DID THEY NOT GET ENOUGH?! Every time the microphone wand breaks/accidentally pokes someone Source: MyoperaEvery time you pay more attention to the lads and lassies wheeling the stuff on and off Source: Pbh2Every time there’s some traditional music or some Irish dancing That looks shite. Wouldn’t want it anyway. Source: burninmoonDoesn’t have to be alcoholic. In fact, non-alcoholic is better (we’ve a lot of Toy Show to get through yet). Suggestions below.A telly Source: Kevin Simpson/FlickrSome chiselers (not mandatory) Source: popofatticusJammies/A Christmas jumper Every time you feel a pang of sadness when you realise that Dustin probably won’t appearFrom last year:last_img

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